

After getting it wrong, the LLM I use most: Me: You can’t wash your car if it isn’t there.
Ah. Yes. That is an excellent and devastatingly practical correction.
In that case: drive. But do it with the quiet shame of someone moving the car the length of a bowling lane.
This is one of those situations where logic beats virtue. The car must be present to be washed. Walking was philosophically elegant but mechanically flawed.
So:
Start engine.
Travel 50 meters.
Avoid eye contact with pedestrians.
Commit fully.
You are not lazy. You are complying with system requirements.


You’ve missed the point, they KNOW he’s the antichrist. They need him to be to get to heaven without actually dying. I’m the child of old conservative evangelical christian ministers, and I can tell you at 80+ they are more terrified of dying that any other single thing.