Meh…. Japan’s been pitching holographic data storage since the early 2Ks — at least —LMK when I can buy a magic holographic zip drive and I’ll be back.

Meh… I used it until they started trying to change money… the first time? No real interest in how they were trying to butcher the pig since I left the luau 😝

What specifically are you requesting friend, this is a matter of public record?

As for the “dude” I don’t really consider it gender-specific… though your handle indicates that you’re the king of insect shit so, I’m honestly having a hard time seeing where I went wrong here.

My dudes… Opera has been a paid browser for 20 years. Go find a new edge to lord over.

It’s missing the random “Amazon’s Choice” badge on one of the 20 identical choices 🤣

Been waiting for this day since I was 14 😏

It’s the holidays and he misses his dad…

Boycott time. Fuck these pricks and their money.

My quotes file for email signatures could replace most modern CEOs. The major qualifications are a cool name and being over six feet tall.

Exactly.

My (Australian) shop manager placed in the Baja years ago, on a bike, with a broken ankle, by tying his (broken) leg to the clutch with his own belt… so yeah. I just kinda assume back home he’s one of those bikers from Mad Max 😎

HR’s working hard on recruiting someone from really far away to replace him. See if you hire an Australian everyone assumes you looked everywhere else and therefore they must be the best possible candidate ;-)

Yeah… but what does ChatGPT think of his resume? Because you know that’s who’s reviewing it first. By the time an actual HR human (if you can even call them that) reviews it, you’re probably already sitting in front of them.

15% of the content is probably generated by just Spez 🤣

At least… meaning it could still be 99% ;-)

Boofing O2 😏

Get out of my head!

Picard: Computer, lights! Jordy: Captain! We’re dropping out of warp for some reason…

Just to make it bleaker… like 80% of these requests are “Please turn on a lightbulb.” And could absolutely be handled without a whiff of AI.

Points! :-)