They’re good dogs, Brent!

“Get below ground lev–”

Oh, right, Florida…

“Get to the ground level.”

Coming from the Midwest, I miss my basement…

Not so loud! RFK Jr will hear you!

Oh no! I’m sure she’s worried about getting primaried in her next election! /s

In any real job, you’d get the “resign or be fired” talk for something like this. It was so wildly inappropriate that it’s clear that you couldn’t be trusted to continue in that role.

I’m not going to hold my breath waiting for an ounce of integrity out of them.

The stick guards seem like they prevent left/right movement, but do they prevent up/down movements? Is it sufficient to only stop some motion, or is it just better than nothing?

This isn’t so much “hacked” as someone walked through the door they left wide open. They just hid it behind a bush.

It came back for me again today, too. I killed the app and restarted, and now it’s gone again.

Seems like it’s going to be a Whack-a-mole bug for now.

Soo… How does one get rid of it? I’m using the android app, though I recently switched to using the internal browser. Google play says all of my apps are up to date, so I’m not sure what changes I could make to update the PWA.

Edit: Well, I got rid of it by switching the “Open Links In” setting(Settings > General > Other) back to “Default Browser” and then restarting the app. After that, the red icon is gone. I switched the setting back to “In app” and restarted again. The red icon is still gone.

I’m not sure if just killing and relaunching the app, or toggling the option was the solution, but it’s gone now.

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That’s the Mildly Infuriating part, right?

As far as I can tell from the ridiculously tiny thumbnail I have cached, it’s a screenshot of this post about renaming billionaires to “wealth-hoarders”, followed by a post about a news article regarding starving children as a result of war-induced famine in Gaza.

Edit: well, it looks like the error has been resolved.

Relevant xkcd?

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You can still get a USB-C dongle that supports charging and audio at the same time. It sucks that they make you do it, but I’m glad it’s still an option.

can’t even subtract from a timer (it can add, though!)

“Ok, Google, add -5 minutes to the timer”

It either explodes, or you start getting notifications in the past. Seems like a possible win, either way.

Now paint splatters are coming for my job!?

Humanity truly is screwed.

Not just physical mail. The letter had to have the serial numbers of all devices associated with your account.

Sure, let me go digging behind my TV with all of my free time so that I can give you information you already have, dicks.

I guess we’re going with B

Ce n’est pas une cacahuète

TL;DW: The Nissan privacy policy states stated that they can collect and store information about your sexual activity for some reason.

Note: the page seems to have been updated to remove that wording, but you can see it archived on the Way Back Machine from when the video was released.

Edit: spelling