I’d put ChatGPT in the white house over Trump every day of the week.

To the people who need reaching about this, any number will be scary and confusing…

Play stupid games, forfeit your country’s democracy.

And then later, catching and eating the vermin.

Four years is wicked optimistic

I think they actually do. $16 million is like weekend money for them, I’m guessing

Well technically his slave wife stays home and raises the kid. Days since she killed one from negligence: 0.

The human eye can’t even perceive faster than 1000 picoseconds, so…

He’s selling overpriced tickets to the Titanic. After it hit the iceberg, but before it sinks.

“And the tickets have my face on them!”

What a fucking moron.

Naw, it’s an MMORPG.

Soon it’ll just be bots banning bots.

Anyone who must be employed to survive is one of us, I’d say. Even “millionaires” understand that pressure. Still, it probably doesn’t matter if they have any realizations because they’ve all served their purpose to him.

Liquify*

But Elon doesn’t own the American Military (yet) so this makes sense. Its just vertical integration, really.

Not mad about some scientists fleecing rich morons.

This why we start taxing at 100% over a certain amount. They can keep living lavishly indefinitely while everyone else gets to benefit from putting money to actual use.

Give them time and they’ll suck too. Nothing is safe from enshitification, as they’ve just shown us.

They get away with literally everything, and if somehow they don’t, they’ll be pardoned.

They repel repercussions but demand so much more of everyone else with so much less, and love to punish.

Their lives are games in God Mode: having every impulse gratified, every action celebrated, every whim realized… And then they’re given the presidency by the people they see as NPC’s.

They literally cannot conceive of any part of your or my struggles, let alone give a shit.

If they think their only recourse in all of this is to vote differently next time, they’re more fucked than we think. It’s not about D v R. It’s haves and have-nots. Always was. The sports teams are to distract and divide.

Ugh. So bored reading all these words without any mention of raping the populace for profits.

• US policy makers, probably