Well I figure that’s all I’ll be able to do by the time I get there, y’know?

Oh sweet. I’m all outta water but I’ve got barrels of peroxide and sulphuric acid! BRB

If we’re talking about appearances, it appears from the outside as though the entirety of America doesn’t care about the law, given how blatantly everyone’s been breaking them without so much as a finger wagged. It’ll be business as usual until a large swathe of people get fucked (already happened plenty) and then someone organize (this part hasn’t and may never happen).

I don’t even live there and I’d buy a ticket to spit on Trump’s corpse, Mussolini style. Hope I get to buy that ticket one day.

Pretty sure the only people buying these are literally tech reviewers and actual perverts.

“Lame” is a lame way to diminish the pure garbageness of proliferating their ideals.

I’m pretty shocked people still want physical media, but whatever. I think we can tackle the licensing and lock-in issues with digital medial without pearl-clutching physical media as if it weren’t riddled with its own problems.

I think they absolutely plan to ban foreign shit because it’s better than theirs. It’s now a self-contained capitalistic society, which for everyone but them is kind of ideal. Let them human-centipede their own shitty products to themselves.

For the aliens watching, it’s probably better. Especially when you consider that this same society created and embraced the original Idiocracy movie, laughing and pointing at its ludicrous hyperbole. They’ve gotta be loving it.

Thank God my toaster’s had 32GB DDR5 since 2024.

I’d support a GoFundMe for serious Batmen to fight crime. These should be executives though, not petty thieves.

Hired back for the short term, I hope they realize…

As the camera pans from the podium to an empty field, a tumbleweed rolls through the foreground.

Welcome to like at least 3 years in the past, Waterloo, when this should’ve been concluded.

For anyone else reading, this plan is pretty naive. They’d just cut back to an earlier, un-poisoned model and be far more careful about who trains them, and how. Even if the general public briefly loses trust in the whole concept, that’s not where the money is anyway.

Unprotected bike lanes’ fatal flaw is that they rely on the honour system in a country where nobody has any.

If you look at the rate of growth of net worth, I think I’m closer than you think.

They make more than we’ll make in our lives before lunch. Every day.

This is so naive it hurts, though. As if there weren’t literally thousands of years’ worth of tales of corruption and failed regulation to learn from.

I, too, desperately want to believe that democracy can still work despite capitalists having captured it. But I dunno…

If only Trump goes down for all this, that’d be an epic failure of justice. He’s a poorly reanimated corpse of a dumb douche who doesn’t know how played he is.

I always imagine Facebook HQ being heavily postered with “What would Cancer do?” as guidance on tricky issues like environmental safety or ethical dilemmas of any kind.

If you aren’t ashamed of your work a year ago, you’re stagnating!