Selfhosted? More like selfpleasured.

I can’t do anything with my account because it’s been suspended. For the past 3 years. 😂

One of Jobs’ many failures was not getting this into market.

I just want The Wheel.

Straight to his room and don’t come out until he’s learned his lesson…

Come join Mastodon where the skies are bluer and the grass is greener.

They’re smiling!

Don’t give him any ideas!

Of course! It’s so obvious!

More like bye-bit, am I right??

Do it. My buddy went into the trades after being laid off a few years ago and hasn’t looked back. He’s enjoying it.

In fact, he reminds me about it while I’m stuck in meetings…

Which paid streaming service ISN’T American-owned??

My friend recorded many concert bootlegs using MD.

I’ve actually stopped drinking water when I’m thirsty so I’m definitely doing my part to help AI. You guys should too!!

I set up NextDNS for my family’s devices and it wasn’t that hard. Plus it still works even when they’re not on the home network.

I think I know her.

That’s exactly what a bot would say.

My “favourite” ones are the Dyson ones where you have to do extra work by moving your hands up and down. Lol

I’ve bought 2 Seagate drives and both have failed. Meanwhile, I still have my 2 15yo WD drives working.

I hope I didn’t just jinx myself. Lol

Lol wtf