…Those were the days

Dude in yellow shorts pissing over the fence has some serious pressure! I’m good for maybe 1.5-2ft vertical… Is this even possible or is it likely a water hose or something?

*“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”

FTFY

I’ma bout to bust out my seven twentieths of an inch pistol on your ass just doesn’t have the same ring to it

Assuming a users upvote history or karma ever meant anything, this demonstrates perfectly it’s useless on Lemmy.

Jesus Christ, they’re minerals Marie!

Don’t make it as salty as sea water, that’s waaay too much salt. I live in Hawaii and read this tip before so I decided to test it. I figured why make sea water when I live in the middle of an ocean. So I gathered sea water from around 6 miles offshore and strained it to ensure I wasn’t getting anything but sea water and made pasta with it. The pasta was absolutely inedible it was so salty

A simple B&W laser printer would work great for all those things

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Drive-through beans are back on the menu!

Holdeth my wine, bro

All hail bean!

I see you fixed the “I” so it doesn’t read like a “|”

I’m switching to Lemmy because Sync is making the switch

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