So like office space but military. That sounds super fun.

Is there a word for multiple levels of irony?

Club Vandersex is back awwwww yissssss

Or at least some chains

Maybe you accidentally did a permutation instead of a combination.

He’s still alive?

Well maybe stop making duty in your pants and they’ll last longer.

Hah just do what I do and don’t give a shit about the Olympics. Unless there’s some really cool opening ceremony I’m not watching any of it. England had the best one I’ve ever seen.

I wonder if they are also a liar. Hard to tell without the pants being on fire.

Say SLAMS somewhere too

I think that makes you Phil, not Bill. Thanks for the good work you do Phil.

Just register on the day that matches the month.

Riders are instructed to cross their legs and ankles while riding the slide, though the McGuinnesses claim Disney did not instruct them why this safety measure was necessary.

The impact of The Slide and [Emma’s] impact into the standing water at the bottom of The Slide caused Ms.McGuinness’ clothing to be painfully forced between her legs and for water to be violently forced inside her," the suit reads, adding that Emma was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment and later had to undergo surgery to repair gynecologic injuries after “she experienced immediate and severe pain internally and, as she stood up, blood began rushing from between her legs.”

Maybe listen when employees instruct you to do something.

Add some cheeses, meats, fruits, and veggies and you have a bomb ass snack tray

Weird horny thoughts seems like a fun room.

I’m doing my part.