I can actually imagine it.
An agent breaks into the US government and exposes “sensitive information” then they live-stream the execution where they let it talk with the executioner for a while, and they yell at it that it committed “high treason against the United States of America!” and then they pull the plug.
I don’t like insulting them, though, even if they do really annoying shit. It’ll make the rock try to convince me its sad and I’m not emotionally hardened enough for that kind of trickery to not work on me at least a little.
The longest groan ever:
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeolAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
“gay earth,” “cat torture in China”
Guys, is this real? I don’t wanna look it up myself.
the monkeys did nothing wrong.
No, this is totally human behavior whether we like it or not. People can and do become like this.
This is not excusable as like rehabilitate-able behavior, he should fertilize an apple tree and be happy about it because that’s the only configuration of his atoms I could see that’d actually benefit anyone.
that’s terrorism, I’m reporting you to the relevant authorities.
I don’t like this “tax the bourgeoisie” stuff, it’s giving social democrat, and like, this obviously cannot be accomplished legally through the state, it’ll just never be allowed to happen legally. The premise of no taxes, but for billionaires already is advocating for overthrowing the government and creating a new one, because there’s just no other way to accomplish such a thing. If we can do that, then how about we just don’t have billionaires or millionaires. This is just a convoluted way of saying we should seize the means of production and put them in the control of a worker’s state, BUT THROUGH TAXES, so you don’t have to mention socialism.
She’s funny like how Trump is really funny. It’s not her actions that are funny. It’s her absurd character.
Actually, I would put money in, because there’s big profits to be had once the bakery customers develop a psychological dependence on Willy. I’d be a little nervous about buying now, because they seem to be lying a lot about Willy, but maybe they’ve just gotta do that to get people in the mindset of using Willy, like maybe it makes more sense if they aren’t fooling investors but fooling customers or just generating attention.
Also, people are getting radicalized against us, especially lonely people, so it’d be quite beneficial if we route them into having friendships with Willy to make them forget about how terrible their lives are, make them become totally unwilling to form real relationships with people, and too mentally ill to actually learn stuff about the world.
Willy is a lot easier to control then a social media environment too, but Willy would also be incredibly good at getting into those and pretending to be real people once Willy gets good enough.
Willy is also really good at showing people ads by recommending them certain products, apps, or places to go, without them realizing they’re seeing an ad, because it feels conversational, like a friend recommending something.