i saw the Challenger shuttle explode in person… my elementary school used to have a recess to watch the shuttles every time they launched.
however, the idea of Windows in space is terrifying.
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ozymandias@sh.itjust.worksto
Programming@programming.dev•If you thought the speed of writing code was your problem - you have bigger problems
6·8 days agoYou know the face - it’s the one where they’re calculating whether to say something or just update their LinkedIn later.
yeah, it’s ai slop complaining about ai slop
ozymandias@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliability
111·12 days agowith friends like ai, who needs enemies?
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Should I or should I not, my fellow threadizensEnglish
4·14 days agoWhy not give it 100 different titles and append the beginning of 100 different movies to the beginning of it to Melania-roll your friends?
Nah
They’re polarized so you can see fine
i get it but i have a dog and im still mad at you
except it’s an unearned stereotype pushed by the corporations that lose money from people quitting meat and windows
i could tell you a lot of jokes based on stereotypes but i don’t want to spread fud.
also, i’ve never heard a single person talk about crossfit ever, but if they do, it’s probably because they enjoy it and want to tell you about things they have benefited from because they want you to be healthy and happier… not to gloat or whatever
as a long time linux user, nobody wants to try it unless they’re interested in programming or some highly technical thing….
and really that’s where windows wins.
this is the same corporate fueled viral joke as “vegans always telling everyone about being vegan”.
maybe if windows wasn’t a vibe coded, microslop, death-by-1,000-papercuts, spycrosoft, torment nexus, then nobody would feel the need to tell people about linux?
well that percentage is just determined by
bettingpurchases of stocks related to the outcome of a prediction….
and i think magats are over represented on there, so i’d put the odds at higher than that.
i’ll put the cynicism behind a spoiler tag butspoiler for brightened days
president jd vance will be worse than president trump… also trump being impeached was always part of the Proj 2025 plan. We could end up with V.P. Steve Bannon, then JD could resign and then, Adolph’s your uncle.
it’s kinda like rain, on your wedding day
how do you remove it?
well now we can add on: “illegal gambling on literally everything”
and “1984 level surveillance being sold to the government instead of being done by them directly so somehow legal”
… maybe something about giant ai networks of murder robots waging war?
fuck why did we have to get the worst cyberpunk sci-fi future….
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•AI slop repository with 8k stars on Github that doesn't even compile
2·2 months ago8k bots like it
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Programming@programming.dev•The Junior Developer Is Going Extinct
3·2 months agoi used to worry that the AI apocalypse would be something like skynet taking over and destroying everything on purpose…
Turns out it was just idiot managers shoving AI into critical infrastructure until they destroy everything on accident…
Similar effect but different causes.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•o(1) statistical prime approximation
1·2 months agoYou’re a branch of your mom
ozymandias@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•o(1) statistical prime approximation
1·2 months agoChemistry is a branch of alchemy
ozymandias@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•o(1) statistical prime approximation
51·2 months agomore maths than computer programming anyways
Computer programming is a subset of maths and was invented by a mathematition, originally to solve a maths problem…
you need to fully be able to program to work with these things, in my experience.
you have to explain what you want very specifically, in precise programming terms.
i tried a preview of chatgpt codex and it’s working better than my free version of claude, but codex creates a whole virtual programming environment, you have to connect it to a github repository, then it spins up an instance with tools you include and actually tests the code and fixes bugs before sending it back to you.
but you still need to be able to find the bugs and fix them yourself.
oh and i think they work best with python, but i’ve also used ruby and dart and it’s decent.
it’s kinda like a power tool, it’ll definitely help you a lot to fix a car but if you can’t do it with wrenches it won’t help very much.