The problem is that half of the US population is mentally stunted and gimps to those responsible

There. FTFY.

Poor guys. 🥲

No mention of Ohio. Like it should be.

Little Johnny Tables, the hero we didn’t expect.

Gotta keep play to the cheap seats, these clowns

Komplicit*

Don’t forget who’s holding the leash.

Somewhere in the negative multi-millions, if history serves. Still.

Thafuq?

NGL, you read like you’re doom-gripping your shaft while you type.

eg. “If your goOooOoal is to appearrr less misAHgynistic-c-c — maybe ^ohygod DON’T concentrate unh. yeah so much on naked WIM’n living in your house?!”

^Goddamn.

I included those stats as well. 🙇🏽‍♂️

To be clear, Dari and Pashto are considerably less prevalent than Arabic’s global native speaker estimate you listed. Per Wikipedia, even:

Dari: ~31 million speakers worldwide (~0.38%), and the native tongue for ~50% of Afghanistan

Pashto: ~40 million speakers worldwide (~0.24%), and the native tongue for ~48% of Afghanistan

And, technically, the native speaker stat on a global scale for Arabic is closer to 3% (~310 million = ~4.61%), with English is nearer 4.61% (373 million). Technically. 🤓

Until? That’s criminally generous.

Is that the new dance craze? A little Charleston, some Stanky Leg, and a conga line finale can-can, we have the Taliban Ban?

That’s a ballsy AF CEO, NGL.

“Lock In, Luigi” or something, I’m thinking? Maybe “Luigi’s Ghost Gun Go-Round” or even something more akin to Duck Hunt? Hmm… “Greedy Fuck Hunt”?

Spoken like an OG D&D player 🤌🏼

I thought ours was “Tahiti”, though.

Hunh. I guess Huntsville doesn’t get much poetic irony around them thar parts.

Eh. It was shit then, and it’s only gotten shittier since (see: cash grab antics, laugh track BS, etc. above), but you go on thinking that a “popular” opinion is popular because it is, and not because it’s the rational, self-respecting opinion that many simply default to and never apply further attention to the subject again. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Tell me you’re way too young to have watched it when it first aired… without telling me you’re way too young to have watched it when it first aired.