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Your chosen metaphor for a good fart is a food one? Uh… That’s nasty. 😅🥹

History has a different view…

“won’t let us forget”

… Thafuq is this bullshit wording? Grow a spine or STFU, drama pet.

As in, lifts a cheek to sneak one. 🤌🏼

So… A religious leader, then? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Historically, those seem like some rookie numbers, NGL…

He’s also an active stain on his hometown, among other vile behavior. 🤷🏼‍♂️

They also want you to gargle their santorum, so… 🤷🏼‍♂️

How much coke was required at that ad meeting to ignore "Maxwell Home"? 🤌🏼🤷🏼‍♂️

Allow me to diagram that sentence’s syntax:

[My profile] is rather a {eclectic mixture of things} that isn’t for the faint of heart

“is” modifies the text in brackets.

“isn’t[sic]” modifies the text in curly braces, not the brackets.

ie. You seem to believe that you typed: “My profile, a rather eclectic mixture of things, isn’t for the faint of heart”, when that is not the case.

Regardless, you’re arguing in confident ignorance of the fact you’ve used “a” instead of “an”, as well.

Fun fact: one of the earliest cell divisions after mammalian conception are the two sphincters that become the mouth and anus, with the latter being the first to generate. We’re all assholes in the beginning. Some of us grow out of that.

Having a minor stroke, citizen?

Silly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼‍♂️

They’re more organized as a group than the White House?

aren’t* ✊🏻

Those aren’t cockles, sir.

They can’t pass the prereqs, let alone find the classroom.

So… Planting them beforehand would have to happen by when, exactly?

He had a lot on his mind.

Is that Matt & Marisha?