He has family members and toadies on the board

You really think it’s the owner and not some poor, underpaid schmuck manning the register?

At this point they’re quadrupuling down. Not our first rodeo, brochacho

My 6 year old has never played or seen a video game.

I take her to the beach, playdates at the park with friends, we go mountain biking, etc. Hearing your stories makes my flesh crawl

Yeah, they’re fine for what they are, but I’ll take that over shitting myself inside out by eating wheat

Domino’s hates selling smalls

Yet that’s the only size they sell their gluten free pies in. I rarely buy from there (my kid considers it a treat) but I hate paying $15 for plain 10" gf pizza that’s mid at best

Kinda shitty that Dominos has it set up so that tip is calculated on top of the delivery and service fees. Tipping on the value of food, I understand. Tipping on the cost of those other fees is double dipping and bad faith in my opinion.

Seriously, “y’all charged me a service fee to deliver my food? Cool! Let me tip you for that!”

Having done time in the service industry, I have no problem tipping where it’s warranted, but you’re tipping the Dominos corporation for their fuckery at that point, not the driver

Yes, then they become toddlers and anything besides pizza or chicken nuggets is you trying to poison them

Babies can eat knives if they’re brave enough

“What could a banana possibly cost Michael? $10?”

It’s really not that difficult to not buy from Walmart and Amazon. I’m not saying any retailer is ideologically pure and chill across the board but mom and pop shops sell 95% of what they do and the money stays in your community

Less than 30%. A full third of the USA can’t be bothered to vote at all

Yeah. Just what the world needs… a bunch of neglected kids who will rob me in 15 years.

Your parents should have taken assistance so you could have been weaned on something other than paint chips.

Better yet, everyone should stop having kids so humans will die out. I’m not sure who will produce food for us or wipe our ass in the nursing home someday, but we’ll get those sweet, sweet tax breaks in the meantime

There is a 100% chance this warning correlates with the actual content on this site being hot garbage

The head guy self published something like a dozen AI generated books that he’s selling on Amazon too

Muricans might only speak one language, but they’re actually really good at it.

The sad part is that this often is not true

Joke’s on me. I’m the asshole who took Latin.

Semper ubi sub ubi

That said, my kiddo is going to a Spanish immersion school

Even so, my friend’s ti bike has stains on it that he can’t get out sort of polishing/ brushing it

Instagram is absolute garbage compared to how it used to be. It’s still massive. Once people are hooked, it’s hard to wean them off. People were livid at reddit, but only a fraction of those who spoke up are here

It’s like Metallica: was brilliant at first but has now sucked far far longer than it was ever cool