Autonomous Urethra

Is the driver’s seat waterproof?

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No.
A lot of stuff goes far beyond dumb and/or parody.

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The ‘winning’ of the Oscar is subjective. The ‘fact’ that it won an Oscar isn’t subjective.
Hence, I’m calling that ‘fact’ an overrate.

It’s weird that you find it weird. That’s subjective.

It’s a ‘Pretty Woman’ knockoff without a Cinderella, and the usual cliche inept/empathetic/sinister characters blah, blah, shite.

Anonymous did it…

As long as children keep dying from measles, this is a wonderful distraction!

Overrated movie.

It was a sophisticated drug transaction, and that play was intended to distract you.
Success.

Vinyl fence?

Did you unplug it and plug it back in?

I drank a glass of port.
Now what?

This hits…

There, but for the grace of god…

“The douche doesn’t fall far from the bag.”

Yes.

I’m sticking with my Penny Farthing.