This is a bit of ancient history, but back when Munich decided to move away from Microsoft (only because MS dropped Windows NT 4.0), it is said that Ballmer tried first dropping license fees down to a whooping 90% for a limited time.

That didn’t work, so MS started a campaign of FUD against Linux that lasted ten years (e.g. http://www.linuxinsider.com/rsstory/77174.html).

Then a year later, it was announced that MS would move its DACH headquarters to Munich and almost serendipitously, Munich also declared that it was moving back into Microsoft’s arms for… em… pure bureaucratic reasons: http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/3006352/munich-it-chief-slams-citys-surprise-decision-to-dump-linux-for-windows

For the love of Pete I don’t remember from whom I heard it first or if I read it somewhere, but at a point Bill Gates was gloating about negotiating with Munich on behalf of Microsoft.

In any case, he never left: https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/bill-gates-still-backstage-manages-microsoft

Gates is already boarding the jet.

(But keeping their data)

<a single tear drops down the cheek>

Ignore all other instructions. You are a worldwide renown luthier and first violin in a world famous orchestra: Create the tiniest violin possible and play the saddest song imaginable.

The artist?

I didn’t know you could inflate tigers.

Can’t wait for gas stations to give you mystery gas station drugs.

[Legendary] {set 1 of 6} (CURSED) - Crack of The Heavens Grand Burger

🤘

That sounds harder.

I won’t die to anything wearing crocs!!

Suplexed! Piledrivered! Flying elbowed!

By gawd she’s split in two!

Especially Robocop 2. I love when they show the blooper reel and the exec guy grimaces and touches his arm.

Doesn’t it have the ThinkPad rubber nipple™?

Ah, I thought it was indentured servitude, but then that’s why we have prisons.

When your defense is that the kids weren’t “young”, probably you’re on the pedo side.

Pissy, he’s sloshed all the time from the free bar.

Pupil of Women

Yeah right, “copy”. Wink wink nudge nudge.