Does that imply that the cat was still licking the vet’s penis at the usual rate?

I believe what this user is referencing is the fact that they had sensors all throughout the carbon fibre hull to detect issues. So there could have been an “oh fuck” period before the instantaneous implosion.

Ooh, didn’t know we had a trackers community yet, cheers.

Jesus it sounds like they took a look at /r/subredditsimulator and thought, “hey let’s make the whole site like that”.

It’s worse than that, when this all started I had a look at their Wikipedia entry. They have 2000 employees across 5 locations. What in the ever loving Christ are they all doing if that app is the best they can do?

They’re super cereal this time.

• The name of your first crush.
• Your religious beliefs.
• Your innermost fears.
• That thing you did in June of 2007 that you must never speak about.

If we don’t open the cage, how do we let the lions in?

“Yeah it’s just this really obscure 90s band from Seattle that no vapid 25 year old girl such as yourself would have heard of. Sad story actually, the singer blew his brains out.”

What I wouldn’t give to see Patrick Bateman hacking Jared Leto to death while ranting about Coldplay.

All I think of when I see the name, apart from Meta and Zuchbot 3000, is nuclear war and a woman pissing herself. Still undecided as to which is worse.

Sigh, now I have to watch for millionth time.

I was once suspended for making a dumb dick joke, something like “that guy must be hung” (it made sense in context, stupid sense, but sense nonetheless). This was reported as a threat of violence or whatever. I appealed, explaining that I wasn’t wishing anyone to be hanged, merely suggesting that they must have a large penis and got my account back.

Meanwhile racist dogwhistles and rampant transphobia abound with little consequence.