I knew I recognized this number…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AACS_encryption_key_controversy

My brother despises big phones and cannot tell the truth…

There was a “Lindows” back in the day…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linspire

16TB btrfs (+ECC RAM) on Debian 12.

“He has since grown up into a very hansom man who runs Azure which sucks.”

Thanks for this. Really brightened my day.

Blood for the blood god?

I think they’re using this style: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-does-eat-hot-chip-and-lie-mean-the-viral-copypasta-and-meme-explained

I don’t think I have any great answers for you, but I have two thoughts:

1. In my grub screen, I have 6.8.9, 6.8.10, and 6.8.11 available as choices. Does this also not work on 6.8.11 or do you only have Fedora configured to keep one old kernel version some how?
2. If your system boots into 6.8.9 just fine, can you disable the swap volume and try 6.8.10 again? If it works, you at least know what’s wrong…

That reads like it’s hanging trying mount a swap volume. Did any hardware change recently? Particularly like hard drive layout or something?

https://resist.bot/ is a great tool for contacting your reps.