Next step is eating toilet paper and shitting less.

Do you even need to ask? It’s in the name, ID every1!

Is this a thing? Why would a TV have remote access features?

In the extremely unlikely case the warranty bound technical support team needs remote access in order to reset your settings.

It was bound to happen. The US almost had a nazi takeover at that time and they just sweeped it under the rug, then brought in more scientist nazis out of fear of missing out on advanced technology.

“Buy”? They are to lay down and give themselves to you freely, for it is done in service of their lord.

…lol

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They did. It’s intentional.

When being scammed.

This community was just above your post in my feed.

https://lemmy.world/c/[email protected] // [email protected]

It’s the first time I’m seeing it and it certainly appears unique to me at the moment.

Yup. And it’s tough getting them to recognize and accept that.

Apologies. Henceforth we shall install a live feed into your bathroom to make sure you focus on the mission instead of wasting time browsing memes.

Bold of you to assume they care about the welfare of their fellow citizens.

Sure they do. They harm your health if used in excess.

Sure. Banana is the favourite fruit, and all the others are set aside.

It is caring about oneself. Exclusively.

Self-care.

Bad timing considering all the fires.

His internet, the only internet. Worldwide.

Money only care about money. Everything else is an excuse to get more.

Hmm… Quality.