If I were paid that well I would ride the sinking ship all the way to the bottom.

And US inaction here actually stifles the kind of capitalistic competition

Any similarities to Windows Explorer are unintentional and of course too retro to be ironic

You hear that? It’s the sound of Tim Apple’s erection growing.

Fiiiiiiiiiinally.

How can it not be awful for them too? Like users may even try to ✌️search Discord✌️ for their issue only to come up short and have fo ask a question asked a million times already. Gross.

Don’t wanna yuck y’all’s yum but gross

And when it’s release, then you rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2-19-24/

and then at the next standup, we all ponder how we can rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2/19/24/

because the team lead needs m/d/yy names with forward slashes

I’m sorry but she looks like the platonic ideal of the headline. Betty Bowers, take some notes.

And admissions to this partner and parents that “I am a good Christian woman and I am not a home wrecker. However…”

Glitter and live bait however

Does a dodgy reputation follow you from say state to state?

Is awk the best POSIX-compliant column emulator?

Do your own research is the famous last coherent phrase of the QAnon crowd. Idk what the answer is but that phrase will forever make me uneasy.

Oh fuck. Gutted. Touché.

Is Elon’s left shoe bigger? Did he order “what the President’s having”?

Except for the illegal from Africa

(No one is illegal. Your family crossed hundreds of borders without papers. Borders aren’t helping me. Especially if Musks are in the United States and 2Pac’s mom is not.)

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

Let’s pick another one. Aces aren’t narcissists anymore than I am when I check myself out in the mirror. Buffalo Bill style.

Barack OSAMA is a soshaless and I WILL TERRORISM YOU and the like. Got it.

Omg I h9 this so fucking much