But does he walk around in the summertime saying “how about this heat?”

“Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don’t know.”

I heard it was a sick ostrich.

It’s true, but they do exist!

Something Awful has been around since the very early 2000s, and they charge $10 to get an account, and the same to reinstate a banned account. It’s actually pretty nice because the fee tends to keep all but the most dedicated trolls from doing anything particularly stupid. And yes, I know they created 4chan, but the main forums are trying to be better people over the years.