ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifiesEnglish
2521·27 days agoI cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.
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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Trump Baffled That Dems Aren’t Caving to His DemandsEnglish
21·29 days agoHonestly I’m baffled the Dems are attempting to have a backbone too. Here’s hoping they’ve finally graduated from whiffle ball to tee-ball.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look likeEnglish
7·1 month agoNot in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Top Republicans stand by president's poop videoEnglish
20·1 month agoThat’s by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.
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A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•ICE tries to kidnap random food delivery driver off the street. He jukes them on a foldable bike.
2·2 months agoRaylan Givens wannabe.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Steve Bannon: "The public schools and private schools ought to be designated as terrorist organizations too"English
58·2 months agoSure. Let’s also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. ‘Terrorist organization’ is a useless term now.
And remember:

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Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube secretly used AI to edit people's videos. The results could bend realityEnglish
65·3 months agoI’m huge into makeup, and I watch a lot of beauty content on YouTube because I want to see how certain makeup looks and performs before I buy it. This AI bullshit defeats the purpose of demonstrating makeup.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Just need one lemon. The singles are huge.English
21·4 months agoThe bag is meant to be purchased as a unit. If you open the bag, the lemon inside won’t be labeled for individual purchase (no sticker with a code to ring it up at the register), plus now you’ve ruined the bag so nobody else can purchase it.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a year nowEnglish
15·4 months agoRubberized coating does that eventually, especially if the ambient humidity is high.
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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Millionaire big game hunter gored to death in ambush by "Black Death" buffaloEnglish
3·4 months agoI never saw Harry Potter but I know that’s where Dumbledore is from, so I will assume this is an accurate plot synopsis.
klemptor@startrek.websiteto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Millionaire big game hunter gored to death in ambush by "Black Death" buffaloEnglish
8·4 months agothe Force
Klingon
… this is Trekkie bait, don’t take it…
klemptor@startrek.websiteto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•I just dont seem to ever learnEnglish
7·4 months agoSolvable problem. You just need a turkey baster.
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Mayonnaise is disgustingEnglish
1·4 months agoObviously yes. Plus fresh dill, and they have to be NJ beefsteak tomatoes. On toasted potato bread.
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Making your bed is, at best, a performative waste of time...English
6·5 months agoI like it to look nice and neat. Mess and disorder puts me on edge. I like the bed made with the pillows fluffed and throw pillows placed in a certain way. And I do feel like it’s more comfortable to sleep in a bed that has been made, because the pillows are fluffed and all the sheets are smoothed out and evenly distributed between my husband and me. I do just get in bed and turn over, I don’t rearrange anything, and instead of a blanket I have my hubby for knee support :)
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s DayEnglish
7·7 months agoIt’s sewage infrastructure from the 1800s that needs to be repaired - apparently the pipe cracked. I don’t know why it hasn’t been fixed yet, that’s wild.
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•While Chris-Chan is not a good person, their story is a condemnation of mental and behavioral health care in the United States that should be looked at a societal failure.English
1·7 months agoTo be clear, I’m not the person you were initially responding to, I was just offering a reason why someone might not want to do a search on chris chan.
And yeah I still use google, I’m middle-aged and lame, it’ll happen to you too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•While Chris-Chan is not a good person, their story is a condemnation of mental and behavioral health care in the United States that should be looked at a societal failure.English
14·7 months agoI’m not googling it because based on this thread, this chris chan person sounds like a disaster, and I don’t want google thinking this is one of my interests.



Short bus has been a thing for a long while.