Mayor Poopington

“Fediverse” is listed though. Does that include all of the federated services or just a few?

The first thing I do with a new phone is turn off any kind of assistance.

I’m picturing some 20 yo shithead flying a private jet to the bay area, turning on a garden spigot and announcing “We saved LA!”

I guess nuking Japan is woke now

Having watched a Mentour Pilot video, I am an expert on plane crashes. The problem is that the part that’s supposed to be on the top is now on the ground and that part on the bottom is now on top. You have to keep those in the right positions for a safe landing.

Sorry, a friendly barista means the coffee is crap

They must have consulted the guy in charge of the twitter layoffs

I’m sure we could work out a buy 2 get 1 free deal

What fucked up world are we in that HuffPost is the surprising one here

Futurama, It’s Always Sunny, Letterkenny. Basically all my go to shows.

You really should read the rest of the article

you might want to tell your mom to stay in your car next ikea trip

Titles accurate, I thought I’d have some stability by now when I got out of college

At least a week, probably more

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Or, one of the original punk bands, DOA

With the right equipment, every ATM is free!

For when you run out of 5.56 before third period biology

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Weird, my GI doctor said the same thing