jeebus

I am going to use a privacy focussed android instead.

Imagine a new meaning to the phrase “upper decker”.

Yo ho fiddle dee dee! It’s a pirate life for me!

I almost switched to iPhone, thankfully this came out to show me why that is a bad idea. I just need to de-gpogle.

Wagyu give me the runs. Too much fat.

I spent years in the trenches fixing windows machines, I am making a damn good living now and it isn’t from fixing windows bullshit.

I definitely do have a superiority complex after spending years fixing printer drivers on windows for absolute Luddites.

Poor tech plebs that have to put up with this absolute shite.

As someone that just traded in my Sierra 1500 for a Sienna Minivan, I don’t understand why minivans get so much hate. My van is an excellent people mover, can carry a lot of shit, and gets 36MPG. The Tahoe I was looking at doesn’t hold a candle to my van, and uses a lot of expensive gas to boot.

Oh lawd I will not be able to unsee!