Single responsibility principal and dependency injection are your friends.

If it’s like captcha, the same thing as when you answer right… Start all over.

I was considering a new email. Bullet dodged!

They had a choice: stop being stupid, or keep being stupid, but also be an insecure bitch about it.

The second one is easier.

Probably expensive+ you’re going to lose mass no matter what because physics don’t give a shit.

Ah but you see, I said “both sides”. That’s the phrase you say when you’re really smart. I said that phrase, so I am super smart and will act like I’m smarter than you. Every thought that pops into my head is the greatest thing ever. Now here’s why vaccines cause the flat earth.

Same energy as “I’m actually an ephebophile!”

I said don’t argue with me. You know what to do with your hard drive.

The feds define it as:

Any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct involving a person less than 18 years old

Visual depiction includes cartoons.

Don’t argue with me, call the feds and debate it with them. Maybe give them your hard drive, too. That’s probably better for everyone.

Trump did set up stuff to happen while Biden was president, yes. It’s not even a secret trick, only dipshits don’t know it happens.

Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.

This is great.

Everyone has a thing that will just make them snap.

Pandas are owned by the government. Not everyone in China can get a panda.

Your anime is not unique enough to not just be posted in one mega anime community. That’s easier to block. Probably has the same voice actors, too.

Vegans will talk mad shit and then get so mad when their thread reaches nonvegan feeds.

Can’t stand the heat, which is why they eat salad.

Well because they’re built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

It’s when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.

If you don’t care for a cranberry sauce’s tartness or oversweetness to compensate for that tartness, consider pomegranate seeds or red currant jelly instead. Much more balance between sweet, fruit, and tart.

Separate the breast from the dark meat and cook to different times. Reassemble on the cutting board. Enjoy perfect turkey.

Alternative: oven the breast and confit the dark meat with rosemary and garlic. You do it once a year so why not go the extra mile? Leftover confit meat can be made into ravioli filling.