frustratedphagocytosis

I leave the TV on all day for the cats, I’m sure they’re getting lots of useful data while they sleep in front of MASH reruns

Back in the day, I’d be thrilled to read something like this, but now all I hear is ‘look at how many new ways the Google overlord can fuck humans up with protein mutations to eliminate fragile meat-based enemies’

It looks like a protection racket with extra steps. An unpleasant solution presented by the problem creator. Why is this not banned?

Honestly this isn’t that far off base for some of my mom’s Yooper relatives, meth is a hell of a drug

I nearly missed a jury duty notice because of this habit. I only check if I know money or a specific bill is coming.

I could record my dad’s hour-long Fox News-inspired rants and convert them into one-sentence hate speech tweets for a side gig if they’re going to pay well for generating ragebait

I could record my dad’s hour-long Fox News-inspired rants and convert them into one-sentence hate speech tweets for a side gig if they’re going to pay well for generating ragebait