I mean, it’s McDonald’s. The manager doesn’t have the ability to pay her a living wage. The manager is a wage slave as well, or even worse on salary while having to cover so many shifts they’re barely averaging minimum wage themselves.

No, the person you’re mad at is the franchise owner.

I was under the impression it was six people that were DOGE henchmen. They absolutely knew what the job was so I don’t know what you’re on about. Their names should absolutely be public knowledge.

Why would Reddit care if subs disallowed links that would take their users off platform?

That also makes sense.

TikTok put up a banner saying that the app was unavailable until incoming President Trump can do something about it despite Biden saying he would not enforce the ban. And then when Trump said he would not enforce the ban they put up a welcome back banner thanking Trump.

They signaled loud and clear they’re ready to play ball. They’ll get a lot behind the scenes because they kissed the ring. I could see Bytedance selling TikTok but Trump lets them continue to collect data or some shit.

Still, not 30ish digits like that person said. Hyperbole be damned.

Bank account numbers are, like, 8-10 digits. Certainly not 30ish.

Next step: political adverts that quiz you on what you’ve just heard and repeat each segment if you get the answer wrong.

What are Haitian immigrants eating?

A.) Hot dogs and hamburgers
B.) Tacos
C.) Dogs and cats
D.) Haitian food

We’re sorry, the correct answer is C.) Dogs and cats

The right side of the screen is suspiciously out of frame. Is that where the timer usually is?

So a commercial is one thing, but a commercial that quizzes me to see if I paid attention is a completely different entity altogether. That’s the part of the whole equation that would be too much.

Drink verification can to continue.

Boost on Android still works if you mod any subreddits.

Probably. I did say, “From what I understand,” rather than stating it as a fact. Could very well have been thoroughly debunked but I can’t be arsed to look up detergent shoplifting tends and causes.

It was a distraction from Luigi.

From what I understand laundry detergent (especially Tide) is used as a black market currency because the value is relatively stable and everyone needs it eventually.

I wish doctors’ practices were still owned by doctors.

Do you mean democrats or Democrats? Because the latter is absolutely not looking to compete any further.

They tried everything but making a better product.

Huh. Facebook would never either knowingly or because they are money grubbing POSs hire incompetent fact checkers and then when their incompetency comes to light use that as an excuse to scrap the whole thing… Never!

So you didn’t bother to read the article but felt the need to make a top level comment about it?

Jesus fucking Christ. I hadn’t considered that.