I assume this is the one they mentioned. Just posting it in case other people come across this: https://www.bowflex.com/dumbbell-recalls.html

He can parade around with a crown and sceptre (NFT, value: $0 USD)

From 0:55 in the video, the familiar bikers’ lives matter all lives matter 🙄

You may want to wash them first…

Who needs catalytic converters with all this RAM around?

According to US News & World Report, the national average cost of in-state tuition is $12,436 and the national average cost of out-of-state tuition is $29,815. So it sure is possible (on average), but just barely. I also randomly checked Florida State University and their tuition is $6,517 for in-state and $21,683 for out-of-state students so it’s a relative bargain.

“Was there a ‘niner’ in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?”

a $50k certificate

Ah, the good old days.

Like your not getting a 10 meter run on bananas.

Source? /s

Btw if anyone has ever driven around in an early 00s Yukon, there’s a good chance that it was put together with bolts fabricated by a 13 year old.

Boeing has entered the chat

“Ain’t no rules says a dog can’t play basketball.”

Spreading freedom uh democracy uh unnavigable traffic! It’s cute that they brought some gridlock from home so that the Americans would feel at home.

Depending on the model of the pump, you can usually turn off the sound with one of the buttons on the right. The ones I have seen have four buttons on each side, and the second or third (or maybe bottom? I forget) button on the right will at least mute the ad. It’s worth a shot. It’s so obnoxious, it’s almost worth soaking it in gasoline.

Full text of the bill is here: https://housedocs.myfloridahouse.gov/Sections/Documents/loaddoc.aspx?FileName=_h1471__.docx&DocumentType=Bill&BillNumber=1471&Session=2026

I haven’t had a chance to read it fully, just skimmed, but there is some hand-wringing about “Sharia Law.” Maybe someone who is less prone to terminal eye-rolling can give a good summary.

Can’t print your homework? Back to the mine with you!

Community ink tanks, with pipelines to transmit the ink from where it is mined to substations, and on and on.

It’s all those woke economists’ fault (and literally anyone else who understands anything)!

Oddly enough, username checks out

And yet, neither of those blues are quite… it, you know? Surely the next one will be.

The Signal Foundation did? Or Moxie Marlonspike, who I don’t think is technically involved with them anymore? (Not calling you out, I’m not particularly sure of his status there anymore.)