“Your firearms are useless against them!”

The US has the money to pay these people.

Incorrect. The US only has money to start and continue wars of aggression and to terrorize (brown) civilians, and to siphon into the coffers of its oligarchs.

That’s great in theory, but in practice these days the US sets tariffs the way rideshare companies do surge pricing.

Actually it’s GNUmatic Linux.

This looks really cool. Thanks for creating it and sharing, Jared. Looking forward to testing it out.

Wait, that can’t be. Yesterday was 12 years ago.

Bop It™️

“Beware of the leopard.”

On iOS, under Settings > Notifications > Notification Content

It says “SORAGPT”

That’s The Washington Post. WSJ is Murdoch.

“Who, me, officer? I’m just [email protected].”

I assume this is the one they mentioned. Just posting it in case other people come across this: https://www.bowflex.com/dumbbell-recalls.html

He can parade around with a crown and sceptre (NFT, value: $0 USD)

From 0:55 in the video, the familiar bikers’ lives matter all lives matter 🙄

You may want to wash them first…

Who needs catalytic converters with all this RAM around?

According to US News & World Report, the national average cost of in-state tuition is $12,436 and the national average cost of out-of-state tuition is $29,815. So it sure is possible (on average), but just barely. I also randomly checked Florida State University and their tuition is $6,517 for in-state and $21,683 for out-of-state students so it’s a relative bargain.

“Was there a ‘niner’ in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?”

a $50k certificate

Ah, the good old days.