my friend has to write weekly reports to his bosses on how AI is improving workflow in the office. He’s not allowed to say, “It’s not.” Only positive feedback. They need to justify its continued use, so he needs to find benefits to report to the higher-ups.

All right Claude, you know the drill. Write this week’s report.

Who amongst us hasn’t brought a giant snake home after a long night out? (Not like that.)

So you’re both raccoons?

At least take some gold with you

Who do you think she learned that from?

Plot twist: the thieves were from Nvidia, who is going to give a credit toward the stolen hardware to Open AI and Anthrophic, who’s then going to lease the stolen hardware from…

You can also sign up for the waitlist for an additional $50 off the price at preorder, which begins June 30. Not sure if they’ll be checking that your email address is on the waitlist to use the code, but it’s a generic code.

Done! You can use the code CHICKENLIPS at checkout on June 30th for a total of $100 off!

And… what about that other guy?

Maybe the stop sign company will be an AI-first venture.

Guy Fawkes uses a lot of online services.

The interviewer’s inability to hide his reaction is priceless

You’ve got to load up on all your favorite foods the day before starting your diet.

“Your firearms are useless against them!”

The US has the money to pay these people.

Incorrect. The US only has money to start and continue wars of aggression and to terrorize (brown) civilians, and to siphon into the coffers of its oligarchs.

That’s great in theory, but in practice these days the US sets tariffs the way rideshare companies do surge pricing.

Actually it’s GNUmatic Linux.

This looks really cool. Thanks for creating it and sharing, Jared. Looking forward to testing it out.

Wait, that can’t be. Yesterday was 12 years ago.

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“Beware of the leopard.”