You thought he was gonna miss this party?

I just don’t nazi it…

I’ just here for the space-lasers

Nacho keys… Nacho money Nacho mom

Social Friendly Browser can usualky get around this

What is the hex for chuck norris red?

Just dont update and keep it off the internet I guess

The ironic part is they might already have access to this. Apple’s Advanced Data Protection is convergent encryption which also lets them retain all metadata and filenames and hashes so its possible this is already available to them and they are using this for a different or distraction-related purpose

Bananas!

Did he get a hair transplant? Was looking pretty roman(emperor-esque)previously

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Been wondering this. Also wonder how all this nonsense hasnt been otherwise absorbed by Youtube Shorts…

What could be more evil than failing to protect their big cash payoffs???

They probably aim to pivot to some technical issue causing them to retain user sessions with facial ids attached so theres kompromat on voters.

Be a real shame if your Trump-voting, anti-LGBT+ family and neighbors learned about one’s penchant for interracial trans tentacle porn

Edit: you’ve cum to our attention

This guy needs to go outside and touch Ganges

Edit: his mouth could probably use a good rinse with healing waters of same as well

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for those about to be fucked

There’s gawda be a better way to say that :D

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Mainly just stick to law and crime network haha. I wanna watch it tho, aint nobody wanna read about Diddy ha

I’ve noticed these super annoying news flashes that say like Beyonce fleeing US and shit like that. Super long videos too and they’re all trash. Makes it hard to get real news on it

Phone sex 'bout to get so real. Unfortunately I’m nowhere near quantum-small enough 😞