There’s no way that’s his real, Christian name.

Jesus. They don’t make pants big enough for this guy.

As soon as my pixel 8 shits the bed I’m going back to a dumbphone

On top of a large cash signing bonus, or so I’ve heard

Probably didn’t have enough gold plating for Trump’s liking.

One of my favorite lines of all time.

Life is a drug if you hit it right

I tend to agree. Mass social media was a mistake. I had way better conversations and learned way more shit from random people when I was posting on a niche metal band’s fan-run message board back in the 00’s. Now it’s all just who can post the fastest bullshit to get the most views and clicks.

Talk about AI dumbing people down, but at least it has the ability to teach you what you want to know, if you tell it to. Social media, especially with the TikTok style of content being pushed everywhere else, is just 90% pure brain rot.

Fuck bro this is finally how it ends isn’t it?

Tell me more

Man I thought we had it bad over here in the US, tf going on over there now?

Yeah it’s definitely a thing.

LOL