Have the day you voted for.

Self dining only one year away.

“Let them ride bike.”

I mean, sue him using his case against advertisers as a basis.

Congratulations, you’re one of today’s lucky “feels like I’m 10,000.”

Is DAP the same as FOB?

“It’s not about left or right, but right or wrong.”

Christians need to come to terms with the fact they kneel before the pharohs.

Boomers gonna love how this turns out.

You gotta admit, though, that 11-year-old boy might make a good Secretary of Defense after this one.

I might even bomb Yemen next month… I mean I’m not going to tell a reporter about it, though, I’m not as stupid as an 11-year-old boy.

He’s hurting the wrong people, and no one is more wrong than a republican.

“He’s hurting the wrong people.”

Trump voters… at least we all agree they’re the wrong people.

It’s not like Hank thought of the hammocks, but you know he took credit for the work it got him.

at this point I’m just proud we did something that doesn’t appear to worsen global warming.

These are hard times, and more are coming. And I don’t exactly remember the quote, but it’s along the lines of:

“When a run-away team of horses is headed off a cliff, the driver can sometime be seen encouraging them on, presumably, since he knows he cannot stop them, he at least feels some sense of control over the situation.”

All of them.

The liberal plots are in blue states.

This isn’t news, the Hamburgler has been doing work-release there for over 30 years.

At least nine!

Also there could be a cat in the oven, or in America, a cat with a gun.