Sternly Worded Letter incoming.

“He suffered cat-astrophic injuries.”

Don’t ever change, New York Post.

I understood that reference.

RIP to that poor bee :(

Watch his recent interview with Nilay Patel from The Verge. Watching him dance around questions about this was painful.

This man only cares about increasing Alphabet stock prices to ensure as large a golden parachute as possible on the way out.

Because America’s problems are the world’s fucking problems. Believe me we’d love nothing more than to be able to stop giving a shit.

The bus doesn’t stop when you look at an ad.

Try harder.

GOOD THING TRUMP ENDED THE GENOCIDE ON DAY 1.

The depth of your stupidity and gullibility is literally astounding.

What in the ever loving fuck are you talking about? Did you just vomit on your keyboard and by chance it churned out this message?

Wait. I pay for YouTube with my time, the most important resource I have access to. There’s a level where you pay money and STILL SEE ADS?

This might be the dumbest comment I have ever read on the Internet. That’s like 30 years of comments.

When I asked him why he had gone through so much trouble to get to an Ivy League university only to off-load all of the learning to a robot, he said, “It’s the best place to meet your co-founder and your wife.”

Yikes.

It’s not a lie if you believe it.

How fucking hard is it to not give a Nazi salute?

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Mark.

But Obama wore a tan suit once, and her emails.

Oh sorry, you must have just woken from a coma you entered in 1995.

Did he even say “thank you” to Europe for its support?

“I really thought things would change after this administration, when we have Mr. Trump in office, things would change to the better,” Atallah said. “Things actually changed to the worse.”

If only there had been signs.

A direct “donation” to Trump would instantly fix this.