Ah, but you see, JavaScript is not so straightforward. It tries to help you by automatically inserting missing semicolons, but the approach that it uses is that it will insert them in the first place where doing so would make the code parse. This, unfortunately, means that semicolons are often inserted in places where you were not expecting them, so the advice is to always include them manually yourself so that you are never unpleasantly surprised.

Nice try, but this post is actually now talking about JavaScript, which means that the close parentheses areautomatically inserted.

Fixed that for you!

Yeah, I had been willing to give the author the benefit of the doubt that this was all part of a big joke, until I saw that the rest of their blog postings are also just like this one.

My humanity.

More like a scratch you just can’t itch.

My services are so small that it is impossible to know just how fast they are running!

Poe’s law strikes again!

That is what makes it Enterprise-grade!

Honest question: to what are you referring by “Linux’s schizophrenic nature”?

I wouldn’t worry about it given that Rust has issues binding to C++.

You should seriously consider using Odin if you happen to be writing code on a Wednesday and you want additional divine blessing.

…for they shall be forced to use Visual Basic.

Linux user has been here.

How can you tell?

*sniff* Still smells like smug.

Interesting! I had not even realized that this was a problem, though it makes sense now after your description. How realistically feasible is this type of approach, though, given that the manufactures can always just ignore the kernel’s request to reprogram them and continue to access the bus and memory directly?

What exactly does the statement that Linux does not already “embrace the whole hardware” mean?

Thus demonstrating that when you combine XML and C++, you truly get the best of both worlds!

I don’t know; their comment seemed pretty much the same throughout…

So… all that is NOT False either, I presume?

which is NOT False…

You really didn’t need this; I would have just assumed that you were speaking the truth.