About 1400 most days

I’d like this in Teams to show my overall level of irritation instead of my availability.

Only whores and trollops would have an abortion. This is a life saving procedure! /s

Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

We’re trying like hell to get rid of you - the liabilities (employees). We’ll die trying if we must.

Just in time for copilot integration into every fucking thing.

This might be the prince who’s been emailing me finally taking his power back. I’m certain the rewards are on their way.

Gotta remind people…

And it’s $3-5* bucks on top of a tip to get it.

*A delivery fee is not a tip.

I just pick up pizza now or go to a restaurant.

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=linkedin

We’ve now achieved Black Mirror. When do we get Terminator?

I was thinking about this. Pico is probably sitting next to him watching golden girls reruns.

I’m standing up for joe!

Certainly they are too big to fail.

Can’t wait for the e-bike gang wars of '26.

Oh I meant this crap. The gas station I mainly go to has a live feed running on the pumps 24/7. I assume they get a kickback for it. https://www.cheddar.com/

That reminds me, I haven’t received my dose of cheddar news this week.

I got my copy, but this also looks like a great option.

Give it time? I could see a licensing deal for TrumpRX. You just can’t use that name for free! It’s worth it’s weight in gold.

I seem to recall a documentary where Cuba gooding Jr saved a small town from a monkey.