My level of shitposting has increased dramatically ever since I learned that I’m not just trolling the person I replied to, but future generations to come. You gotta have a legacy you’re proud of before you kick the bucket, ya know what I mean?

Society grows great when old men plant shitposts whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

Every sane vehicle with electric locks unlocks automatically after a crash.

iRobot started off as a defense contractor making mine clearing algorithms or some such vaporware.

Do you beat your clothes on a rock down by the river too?

It was originally at up to leech government funding for “weapons research”. I guess I’m old because nobody here seems to remember that.

Were you unaware of the last 10 years of Niantec/Google openly admitting that they were using camera and location data to train their models? Were you blinded by the fun of the game? Or did you just think the data you were uploading wasn’t that important?

Who is “they”? Nobody made that bullshit promise except the Nazi in Chief.

Regulations work!

I like the full screen size. Slide out keyboards are GOAT.

Trust is earned, and automakers have done nothing but the opposite for an entire lifetime. There’s a reason everyone was so desperate for Tesla to be the little guy rebel. It didn’t work out though :(

I’ve been assured that tHe MaRkEt will solve everything, though!

Google was mad they aren’t getting their cut.

Because they want to be seen being a Nazi, but without the consequences.

And if you’re trying some “ummmm ackchtually that’s not impeachment it’s conviction” you can fuck right off because you’re part of the problem.

It absolutely does, but every single Republican is guilty and complicit.

And if you’re trying some “ummmm ackchtually that’s not impeachment it’s conviction” you can fuck right off because you’re part of the problem.

It’s behind a paywall and I’m not paying that Nazi.

My government emergency alerts :(

Secure a source of nitrogen for an asphyxiation booth.

And yet every single one of those farms probably still has a sign out front blaming Democrats for the drought.