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imagine alienating your child to the point where they feel this way, providing them access to guns, and then deciding to sue google when faced with the undeniable proof that you just couldn’t parent, this is a tru american florida story

i have done my research and i personally choose to believe that they’re grumpin’ us, it sounds too good to not be true

sometimes i just wanna feel like that kid eating the cereal next to the poster of the girls, if i wanted one person, i’d listen to an audiobook

it’s nearly gone back around at this point into “grandma’s been on one recently, do you still have any of that xanax?”

the other big thing is that once it does start spouting bullshit or even just finds a phase or string of words, its so hard to get it out, you really just have to start over your instance or purge the memory, they get the obsession so easily sometimes without like sacrificing relevancy to the topic entirely

* cries in iron chef *