A green check!!! Wow! Sign me up baby!

For just $19.95 a month you can talk to all your friends!

I literally just tasted this at Costco…you know, with their polonium sampling Ladies… It was delicious! I only wish my backyard polonium trees grew faster. I know I’m gonna get a good polonium harvest next year for sure because this year I got a couple of polonium flowers that went to fruit but got dropped in a wind storm.

Anyway I really recommend those cupcakes an your recipe. Its great!

Stop using it. I did and now I only use unofficial ways of watching the videos I want. And I download the ones I wanna watch again.

Available on Amazon.

Plus everyone benefits. Even Microsoft would benefit from healthy competition… Instead of making shit software, they should fix the problems.

Or sending your position to the migration services so they can send you to Guantanamo.

It’s because libre office doesn’t spy on you.

New Android 6 features tailored to steal more of your data behind your back. And now $500 more expensive!

What people really want is less control and cat videos. Perhaps a screen with two knobs on the side…one for the volume and the other to change the picture?

Oh this is 10 years before the whole war ending and discovery of the concentration camps. But they operated between 1933 and 1945.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_concentration_camps

We’re literally living the past. Man I don’t want to die in a concentration camp. Specially not from that orange wad.

Let them keep those. I hereby declare that if I don’t own the thing, I ain’t buying it. So no root, no $$$.

Dang George Carling looks fucked up! Ever since he died he hasn’t said anything. Not one joke. Not even an utterance. A limerick about Jesus! Fuck no! No riddles or really cute stories about poo bear or the stupid train Thomas the dumbass. But seriously, if he was alive he would look just like that because of everything that’s been happening. Reminds me of the “fucking dog” bit…thrown up on the counter with us asking for another god dammed Georgy.

Zero job prospects. They are basically the SS. No one will ever employ them.

If we do, we’ll definitely reach mars. I can imagine it now! Its 3055 and everything is totally fine now that we can escape to Mars in an inflatable city. A whole 4000 square feet of freedom soaring thru the sky with the last of us aboard ready for a whole new life and a good 7 in inflated cities for our children to live. She changes her name to Mother Gaia and His name is now Adam. One day in the distant future perhaps a large meteor would come roaring and reshaping our planet into livable space again.

It is the distant future,
The year 2000,

The last known survivor lives is a cave somewhere in the Madagascar desert. A robot travels by foot to deliver a package. A simple letter with the following URL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

The survivor dies. Amazon has finally won. They have all the money and everyone else is gone. All robots shut down. Besos jumps into the money pile only to learn that cartoons don’t work in reality as most of his bones become powder on impact. The world is silent for a second. In the distance two flies are doing it over a pile of cow dung. The world becomes a peaceful place with no human presence whatsoever.

Titan 2.0!.. But because we don’t know this materials strengths yet, we’ll add a supportive Styrofoam coating. A generous one.

Opening someone’s head to pretend to have done something sounds very unnecessarily cruel and stupid.

Sounds like a fly-over shit hole state to me.

One day, there will be someone cleaning their fridge only to find a perfectly preserved Costco Trump stake. The last of its kind. He cooks it and enjoys the lead infested flesh. Later he finds it was worth $35.50 has he found the right buyer.