“At least they shot me in the face, and not in the back of the head!”

What in the hell? You think this is ok? A honey blend implies a blend of…wait for it… different HONEY.

Not a blend of super cheap and super unhealthy syrup.

Fuck this company. Fuck these ghouls making this decision.

This is easily the most badass form of piracy I’ve ever seen. The right kind of rebellion.

Huh? Well how do we know that any scale at all is right?

Pretty sure that every modern scale has a “tare” button that resets the weight and zeroes everything out.

For the love of god, please don’t. You’re just making them hornier.

Maybe we’ll have that kind of technology in the future.

All these dating apps are owned by the same company and are all kinda scammy. It’s very much a pay to play scenario.

Back when OkCupid first came out and they hadn’t figured out how to make you pay for everything, it was awesome. I went on so many dates.

Fast forward to last year and I’m dating again and try OkCupid and it was a totally different experience. I never would get messages organically. You have to subscribe to the premium package and then you have to pay to get more super likes so that women actually see your account. It’s pretty ridiculous.

So don’t use it as a gage to judge yourself. It’s just about how much money you spend on the app.

Huh. It’s almost like this country is a giant scam that crushes people at the bottom and only benefits the owners of these companies.

Lol well then they’d better stop cancelling shows after 1 season.

This is a dumb idea.

Yeah it’s just gonna be “breaking news” that turns out to just be fear mongering. Kinda like how pretty much all major news sources have been for the last 20(?) years.

Hard pass.

Where the fuck is all of this weird right wing garbage coming from?

I support it.

Wat.

Now they’ll never need a sick day!

Someone tell me why this is fake and gay.