I’m pretty sure this article is a paradox.

Well, he’s an imperialist and is one of a handful of people that SHOULD have gone to fight in that war, if the world was fair at least.

oh my god trump is a tulpa and this is why he won’t fucking die!

same source same smell.

I want to see him walk on stage, rip off his aviators in a dramatic fashion revealing another pair of aviators underneath, at which point he reaches into his suit jacket to pull out an entire brick of cocaine, which he proceeds to rip in half over his head with his bare hands.

At that point, he would shove his fists into each half of the cocaine brick and begin pummeling the ever living fuck out of both the other ass hats with his newly dusted knuckles.

100% fiction, based on fake news, sourced in its entirety from your ass.

I see what happened. They all started going mask off, except by the time all of them got to their real faces the old orange shit still had a stack of masks to go through. You can tell a few of them started peeling off their real faces for a bit to try and fit in while others started to realize he doesn’t actually have a face, it’s just all masks, and it always has been.

fucking hilarious if Barron got ahold of the golden phone and trolled his sperm donor by making a shit post in his name that turned into an international incident. Bonus points if Trumple Shitbrains assumed he had just forgotten he posted it and figured oh well I guess this is my policy now.

HOW CAN TYPES BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN’T REAL

This reads like a lawyer was holding a shotgun to your head while you were typing it. I have to assume we won’t get any more explanation than that 🤣.

Fucking nailed it. He looked super familiar and I couldn’t place it.

Sounds exactly like half the managers I’ve ever worked with.

WEJARO!

Personjaro

This, but he’s yelling “plain text” instead of drainage.

She already said she’s an idiot.

Jail would be nice. Someone shouldn’t be able to drag that many people through that much pain without repercussions beyond having to do the thing they were avoiding to begin with. Banning his stupid ass from running any more companies would be a decent outcome.

DJI: Yep, totally just a bug. Here’s 30K, shut the fuck up about it you little blabbermouth.