Wait a second… I’ve seen this before

This is the one. Right here, officer.

Every time I hear the argument you get what you pay for with apple, I’m curious if this fucking thing does your taxes and makes you coffee too.

Today is the last day a company has to file and send w2’s so most folks should actually have them by now or very very soon.

Sounds like you’re telling me that everyone doesn’t share my exact thoughts, beliefs, and opinions. That’s crazy, sir/madam.

Case closed boys, let’s wrap it up!