You think I’m going to believe you? A deceptacon? Haha. Nice try.

Oh right thanks. I should have definitely said that.

Except this isn’t so far fetched. Trump was friends with epstein what makes you think he doesn’t want another place to rape women freely?

Safety eject option locked until subscription is paid. “911. I have a dildo shoved in my ass and my safety eject subscription ran out. Please help!” you know, it sounds crazy and like this could never happen but I say it’s just crazy enough it will happen. Look at who the American president is. That’s all the proof you need.

I’d love to see them put that on the big black dildo I purchase each year. Try me!

Just wait until they can figure out how to do this to physical items. How? Idfk bro what am I a rocket appliance?

It’s app based. I found it on Google Play.

Not sure but i support them for trying. Maybe leave a review and ask the dev to change it.

I’ve downloaded the app and left a five star rating. The app works great! Please show support to this developer ❤️

Little do you know Nintendo is in cahoots with Big Orthopedic.

“Adding to the controversy, sources revealed that there are plans to install a SpaceX network security engineer as the Energy Department’s new chief information officer. This move, if confirmed, would further solidify Musk’s influence in key government sectors, particularly in cybersecurity " Whats it going to take for us to take this shit back? This is straight up a security threat and anyone else who had taken over this” email and Microsoft 365" information would have been hounded by the FBI, the CIA all the alphabet teams. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!

In the words of a wise yellow character HA HA

What an ugly fuck Elon is. Ewwww

There’s no 20 it’s 30%!! Insane.

And you carry one of these around with you? How often are you visiting stores with these locks?