Because you asked so politely.

Weird.

No it isn’t. I just checked and it loaded fine.

Had a quick look through. Will have to look properly later but first glance this looks impressive. Thanks for the share.

Fuck me. That actually works.

That’s mildly depressing.

I will never understand how ppl survive without ad blockers. Tried it once recently and it was a horrific experience.

'is weirder than you thought ’

I am as likely to click a link with that line as much as if it had

‘this one weird trick’ or ‘side hussle’.

I would really like it if headlines treated us like adults and got rid of click baity lines.