The line on the graph must go up, even if it’s for one second! Glory to the CEO! Praise the shareholders! My life for the corporation! Now give me that minute-by-minute profit projection!

Out of your seven motorcycles, which one is used for which purpose?

When it takes effect next year, children and teenagers will only be able to check out books that correspond to their age group; they will need permission from a parent or guardian to check out “adult” books.

Will the bible be in the adult section? It’s full of every kind of smut and crime you can think of.

Praise the shareholders! Blessed be their portfolios! Protect their wealth from taxation!

Won’t somebody please think of the CEO!? Spare a thought for the investment portfolio!

I fear that the UK might try to join this list not just out of authoritarianism, but out of a fear of technology they do not understand. Worse yet, the Conservative party once threw around the idea of banning encryption in its entirety and acted like WhatsApp is only used by criminals.

I’m sure they’re already planning a traditional riot as I type this comment.

Reject modernity, revert to Swedish brick car.

This makes me want to re-watch the based as fuck Deep Space Nine episode (Bar Association) where Quark’s bar staff go on strike.

Lock up people with major mental health issues, as well!

I read a lot of world war two history, so search engines naturally shove such parts of Quora at me. Some are more subtle about being Neo-Nazis, but are defintely pushing the agenda.

Even when Quora isn’t being ruined with AI, it’s flooded with Neo-Nazis that are self-proclaimed historians.

to create a fortified apocalypse bunker state,

It exists and it’s called Switzerland.

What I say to that is reject modernity, revert to phpBB forums.

Not a great social replacement, but robots with the right skills and dexterity could do some of the more menial care work, which could help people maintain independence for longer.

The darn hippies should be happy they have a job! Money is for rich people!

Well, now we know who will take a wild ride toward Moscow if the project succeeds.

Well, that explains a lot of things.

They carry so much hate inside that it rises up and makes them ugly on the outside. Just look at all of those Neo-Nazis who would never meet the criteria for being Aryan.

I think he looked at /r/subredditsimulator and decided it was something to be taken seriously.