That’s not ignoring though. You typed more words than them!

Tell him he smells too!

I’m not an expert here but I’ve read your story. I think you should try writing simpler, well thought out books.

Congratulations on your success though!

I don’t want my friend to need separate apps also.

Yeah this “Microsoft” group seems to be pretty established and it looks like they have decent resources.

Not supporting Microsoft, but didn’t they just lease out a nuclear power plant to reduce their carbon emissions?

What’s your job?

Woah that’s my name too

Must have had you wishing for a nuclear winter.

No, only Nissans. It says right there.

I didn’t think war was often fought just for the sport of battle.

Because he’s been through the desert on a horse with no rain?

It’s probably a slight mistranslation so I don’t mean any offense but, I’m finding"entry-level restaurant" hilarious.

Imagine Alexander, who after years of hard work and dedication to his craft finally moves on to a professional level restaurant. On the way in he sees an overconfident novice kitted out in the newest gear, silk napkin smoldering at his side. Escaping from singed mustache hairs a rasp can be heard, “Don’t eat the fire… Don’t eat… The fire.”

“Poor guy never stood a chance, came here having never even seen a flambe?? I’ve trained for this, I’ve got this, I might not have the best gear but those forks and knives become a part of me when it’s time to dine”.

Alexander reassures him self, attempting to squelch the nerves steaming from his soul.

His teeth grit, hands clench, breath ceases for just a moment upon hearing the words.

“Do you have a reservation?”

Suddenly the seriousness of the situation struck Alexander, then with a cool confident sigh he knew he would succeed. No plate, bowl, or flaming pan would stop him.

I’ve done this in the past and it works great. Canadian coverage was much more calm and their commercials far less disruptive than what I was used to.

The aesthetics are nice in my opinion, I wish there were more distinct and unique vehicles out there.

Ya know, I really don’t think she should.

This community is for serious hard hitting journalism. That’s why it’s called not The Onion.

Check again, it’s getting crazy out there.

Hopefully you have socialized medicine otherwise that’s going to be quite the medical bill.

Pretty sure you have to use scissors. The diagram clearly shows a pair of scissors.