Both A and B are tall people problems. I hate staying at a hotel where the nozzle is at about 60in and I can only water my nipples.

I agree. Don’t be mean!

Flush, poop, raise lid, wipe, flush. That’s the correct order.

Back home a 40gb download was balls. 40 was almost my whole weekend at 1.2 down.

Don’t be a heel, give them a chance.

Sushi explodes

Agreed. It’s like if coke got bored and decided to snort itself.

Most of the time I just click on stuff. Sometimes I do an awkward laugh just to mix things up.

Dang, that was a sweet idea. Way better than deleting accounts. Great job!

BaconReader user checking in. I’m doing my part.