Leopard: “Mmmmmm, that’s great face!”

I think they’re trying to “reverse psychology” us.

You got exactly what you wanted, Honey. Enjoy your MAGA world.

President Jill Stein will fix it all. /s

They’re expecting him to be wildly popular for the first few months of the war.

Uh, guys, isn’t fascism supposed to be all efficient, and bureaucratic and shit?

Not gonna happen. You wanted a king, you’ve got one, and World War III to go with him.

The leopards are equal opportunity face chompers!

He’s king. He can do what he wants.

“Ghina makes the best phones, the most bigly! And we totally won’t harvest your data! Believe me.”

Once again, MAGA dumbshits will spend money on this, then the service will go south, leaving them with worthless phones you can’t jailbreak.

Ya gotta remember. Shitgibbon’s grifts target the same people who send their disability checks to TV preachers.

Now that’s Fascist efficiency in action.

Hey TACO Boy, for your next trick will you make the trains run on time?

Does the phone’s browser filter out everything but MAGA content?

They couldn’t pay me.

Tough life there, Bro.

ABC didn’t report the pathetically tiny crowd. More bigly tiny than Dear Leader’s little T. rex hands.

What a cringing little candyass. And the media calls it “tough.”

No violence. Peace. Peace. Resist passively and legally. It’s the only way.

Pour a covfefe, mountain grown in Nambia, and wait for your turn with the leopards.

This is no Iraq. Iran is a war you can’t wage on the cheap. There will eventually be a draft.