A shame he wasn’t on the rocket at the time.

What clown actually subs to a rag like WaPo to get fucking news?

While we’re at it, let’s change the name of North America to Amerigo del Nord.

Absolutely!

Or at least make the fucking “thumbs down” mean something.

Did the pigs empty 20 or 30 rounds into it? Then I guess not.

Color me surprised that a grifting pedophilic psychopath has done yet another rug-pull on the morons gullible enough to vote him into office again.

Sorry, my dumb. Trying to quit drinking and after 3 or 4 days of being dry, I get bad insomnia.

This seems like it was written by AI.

The Reptile is an anagram of Peter Thiel.

My gf’s copays were $20 last year, they’re $55 now. fuck United Health. we need more Luigis.

My Amazon Fire that I’ve had for ten years finally bricked itself. I’m positive they did it on purpose. I only paid $100 for it, so I guess I still got my money’s worth out of it.

My psycho ex-wife would dip 'Nilla Wafers in that shit.

I assumed this person was being sarcastic, but I realize you can’t take anything for granted these days.

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I’m with you, prole. This is the kind of shit that starts cults. On a tangential note, I wonder how many people believe in the Great Jaguar Spirit because of Joe Rogan?

My thoughts exactly. Yo-semite.

“Now give me back my rights, you baldy bastard!”

If you live near Pawtucket,

Do not drink from the communal bucket.

The local water stinks,

So I only drinks,

Bottled water or vodka, so fuck it.