He isn’t an idiot. He’s a grifter but he’s never gotten high on his own supply. Sadly he’s about to learn he was the beneficiary of a cultural shift, not the driving force behind it.

the secret service wants to know your location.

He’s in one of two cars, they’re easily identifiable. The rest are various security assets. Armed dudes, jamming suites, surveillance, etc.

They fly them in a few days in advance.

I would march.

200 bucks an hour I’ll walk around a bit and pretend to give a shit.

I will also say things that when taken out of context will sound fucking awful and when in context will sound extremely suspicious.

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I… Do you often find yourself needing to schedule video uploads at 12:07?

Let’s steer back to the matter at hand. This has been an udder disaster.

They’re almost certainly one of the more profitable Google services or they’d have been cut loose by now.

Google serves ads, YouTube is a great platform for them to serve ads, and they don’t even have to pay content creators that much, because they serve their own ads. The biggest expense is probably bandwidth and memory, which Google owns enough of to sell off bits they aren’t using.

Lmao. Midterms. I remember when those used to happen.