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“I don’t understand, if you don’t want crushed orphans, just don’t toss them in the orphan crushing machine”

Well maybe they shouldn’t have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.

“we’re not doing illegal, and no you can’t check.”

-People doing illegal things

Hey they can have my old GPU if they give me a new blank laptop.

I’ve always wanted to try linux

Here’s the thing…

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I reeeeeeeally want them to put up “tarantula crossing” signs now.

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“what non piracy reasons are there”

“If you have nothing to hide then what’s the problem with putting a camera in the bathroom. What non crime reasons could there be?”

Really though, if you’re technically proficient enough for torrenting and vpns, you’re proficient enough to convert to newer formats, too.

So even then, it’s really just not that big a deal. Other than being a once-used format for the platform. And honestly how many devices are still functioning that can only use mobi? Heck I have a 10 year old Kindle somewhere that probably has 4 or 5 different formats from about 10 different sources.

My last job had no sick days. I would get no pay for the day and a point, and at 6 points you’re gone.

The job I have now ALSO has no sick days, but at least the attendance policy is so lax I can literally skip 2/3 shifts and stay employed. Still no pay, but it’s a bit less shitty than my last job.

The bar is so fucking low I don’t think ground penetrating radar could find it.

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At least the city I lived in was close enough to “primary nuclear strike” targets to be demolished by shockwave.

Never mind the fact that that’s nuclear strike targets, not “Terrorist-hijacked-jets” target. Clearly people tend not to think rationally about these things.

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That certainly makes more sense!

Although if I were an employer, I don’t know if I would accept a person from some recruitment place that stalks my employees. And since the recruitment place didn’t KNOW he was his own boss, it’s not like they’ve previously done business.

But hey, shoot your shot, right?