We still have plenty of eggs in Canada. Is this why Trump is threatening us

Personally, I’d rather we started celebrating everyone’s religious holidays instead of tiptoeing around Christmas. More parties and we get to learn about different cultures.

What the fuck

As we used to say when I was a little kid: “Zero the hero, first the worst.”

My personal conspiracy is that the American government refuses to actually do anything about school shootings because they want you guys to stop sending your kids to public school.

Personally it makes no difference. This wouldn’t happen if you guys had sane gun laws like the rest of us.

I don’t think anyone outside of the US is going to care at all about this distinction. I know I don’t. Accidentally shooting someone because you’re an idiot with a gun is just another reason why people shouldn’t be allowed to own and carry guns.

I’ve been grabbing thrift store dvds and ripping them for the past few months. Cancelled Netflix recently and I don’t miss it. I can’t believe some of the things I’ve found, too. I live in a small town and I found the entire 90s Sailor Moon English dub on dvd at my local thrift store.

You need to start calling her at midnight on your drive home just to chat. I used to do that to those people when I did the night shift.

I wonder how well it works, though. Us millennials played in the McDonald’s playgrounds and had birthday parties there but I don’t think McDonald’s is particularly popular with us as adults.

I don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been at the very least harrassed by men they don’t know. I know so, so many who have been assaulted, and that’s just the women who have chosen to share their experience. Thinking your couple college classes means you know more about women’s experiences than women themselves is ridiculous.

Wow Americans start accruing interest on student loans while you’re still in school?? That’s crazy.

Nearly every guy who tells you that his ex-wife left him and took his kids and won’t let him see them isn’t telling you the whole story. Either there is a very good reason he can’t see his kids, or he never bothered to try, but he’ll never tell you that.

It’s not sharp. You’d need some kind of freak accident.

Cars are also the main reason I don’t like my kids being outside unsupervised. Everyone drives a goddamn tank these days.

Having to make their own ammunition would absolutely be way too much effort for a lot of people.

I don’t live in a particularly devout part of the world, so religion doesn’t really impact my life, and so being atheist isn’t a major part of my identity. I can see how an atheist who grew up somewhere like the US bible belt would feel differently than I do. I’ve always been annoyed by the “I’m so smart and religious people are stupid” atheists, though.

I slow down a liiiiiittle bit more just to annoy people like you when you start honking. I’m driving past my kid’s school. You can put on your big boy pants and find some patience.

Pool water temperature is also in farenheit, for some reason.

I put Linux Mint on my laptop about ten years ago. Finally, this year, my track pad started working.