Every time they try to stop me at Walmart, I just say, no thank you, and keep walking. Nobody’s ever tried to stop me from leaving the store.

Sam’s club and Costco are a little different. I begrudgingly stop there because of the membership. We technically agreed to it in the terms of signing up.

Yeah. With a melon baller!

I hope he does. Sounds like she trusts him enough to consider his advice if he comes across as understanding and not as harsh as their parents.

Maybe it’s just the dad in me, but just knowing that his name is Wolf, tells me this is a bad idea.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Just a small town newspaper.

That’s wild. When I worked at the paper, ads had to be distinct and separate from the news.

If it involves Trump, it’s probably disqualified from being considered MILDLY.

Mine works very consistently. No complaints here.

I agree. Probably just some schmuck trying to profit off of Luigi hype.

Hmm… I wonder which one the author is?

Such bullshit. 😂

I have a conference to go to next month, and I really need these planes to stop crashing between now and then or my wife won’t let me go.

Uh oh. Just realized I left myself wide open for some Monkey Paw shit. I really need these planes to stop crashing between now and THE TIME I SAFELY GET BACK HOME FROM THE CONFERENCE.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! When I worked at Verizon, I asked upper management “People ask me what these fees are all the time. What are they actually?” The answer was not a surprise: “We want more revenue without raising our prices.”

Good ol’ poophole loophole!

This is just blatantly false. I’m not sure where you heard this from, but don’t trust it, and stop repeating it.

Don’t forget to add a red thumbprint at a 35° angle!

Oooh, yeah baby. Right there. Unstop!! unstop!!

They’ll just mint a third term coin.

I have to admit, it took me a while to realize the bottom one was only 1kg. And all the numbers would “confirm” that they are both 2kg

Doesn’t sound familiar, but maybe.