Bonus points if you scribble in a “le Walmart” with a sharpie

If I had a nickel for every time I was troubleshooting with a friend and discovered they thought turning the monitor off and on again was “rebooting the computer” I’d be depressingly wealthy.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Lol no one’s trying to tell you your experience, they’re trying to tell you the experiences reported by everyone else. That’s the difference between anecdotal evidence and empirical evidence.

…driving people to go crazy with demand for the shai-hulussy-shaped vessel.

This can’t be legal

Do they… they torture them with a rubber horse…?

ETA: Goddammit it says rubber hose

I admire the bravery it takes to be so wrong in public like this. You’re an inspiration

Is that better or worse than explaining that you just orgasmed because you just love playing chess?

He’s definitely stretching something

Sounds like planes with missing steps

At least it wasn’t pineapple

Who doesn’t like going to see a circus?

You could make it run git pop until it clears the whole stash