Exclusivity is bad for gamers. We should reject it at all times.

He can fuck all the way off.

When someone shows you who they are, believe them

Yeah this isn’t really an onion article come to life. We need better standards here

Yeah I will never understand why discord has replaced both forums and subreddits, the form factor doesn’t fit the discussion style.

Every accusation is an admission with the GOP

Lol.

TIL Groupon is still a thing

Free speech absolutist

The police are government funded terrorists.

Guillotine

Billionaires become billionaires by suppression of the masses. This is on brand.

As someone who thinks we are in an AI bubble about to burst, this article has “old man angry at the kids using new technology” vibes.

They were closed, they don’t owe you shit.

Gen Z parents are absolutely not boomers.

I hope he finds joy by admitting to himself and others who he really is.

Capitalism

No thank you.

Make your platform so bad in the interest of shareholders so no one wants to use your platform anymore. It’s a story as old as capitalism.

I wish Democrats were as cool as Republicans make them out to be.